[Scorp]

I had a large garden salad for lunch and put ONE tiny scoop of bowtie pasta salad on the side and one scoop of tuna....I was REALLY looking forward to eating this after getting myself pumped up. I was over the Thai food craving

I get back to my desk and my friend/co-worker comes over just to see me staring off into space asking what's wrong. I was disappointed, really disappointed over a damn salad. Since when??? Well, since I found a damn hair on my bowtie pasta!!!

My co-worker had to convince me to scoop that out because I had to eat something rather than not have lunch. The pasta was off to the side in a neat pile in the corner of the container. It took a while for me to want to eat it and I was grossed out And you bet your ass I took a picture of it to show the café tomorrow. If this were any other day, I would have boxed that shit up and went right back there and said “look what I found” I know they would have instantly took care it by giving me something else and not expecting me to pay for it, but that was beside the point. I also knew that if I stepped back outside I would have ran over to the Thai place. I truly wanted to keep this “salad promise” to myself.

So, I ate the lettuce, grape tomatoes, shredded carrots and soybeans that were situated away from the pasta pile that I removed (with another utensil I may add). I examined that salad up and down as if I had a magnifying glass on the other end of the fork. After a few squeamish mouthfuls I was doing pretty good and was content. I dipped the romaine lettuce into my balsamic vinaigrette dressing in a tiny container on the side and I enjoyed it.

I’m proud of myself keeping my promise to myself and especially to my friend Lisa who talked me into originally getting a salad versus Thai. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I should smack her or hug her….