I'm afraid I might be fired tomorrow. (I've never been fired in my life!). If I am it will be complete and utter wankery.
I am wickedly PMS.
I've just seen the hugest opossum ever, it was so huge it set the motion sensors off and the floodlights on. It tried to scurry off but couldn't fit under my neighbors SUV.
I did not imagine the opossum.