[Reader]

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? "Oh. It's you again."

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Who the heck knows.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Interesting.

4. What is your current desktop picture? My sweet love.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? Shamefully, about 10.

6. Which disney character do you like best? Geppetto

7. Can you roll your tounge? Where?

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Thai.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Rush, by Arty.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl. I'm a genuine 100% unadulterated Italian.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Bailey's, I guess.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? No tats for me. I'll leave it at that.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Hell no, and if you do, I don't wanna know you. No joke.

14. What would you change about yourself? Funny.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Very funny.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Funniest!

17. What would you say about your last ex? I don't kiss and tell.

18. Biggest turn off? Smokers.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Nope. I'm a watcher.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? You'd have to ask them.

21. Are you a liar? Yes.

22. Is everything above a lie? Yes.