I will not..
Get distracted by BFP, go to bed late and end up a zombie at work again
"Accidentally" stick catnip in my pockets so the cats follow me around howling
Be the designated spider killer even though it makes me feel tough to have all the ladies running to me to save the day
Fantasize about my supervisor while working and end up slamming my elbow on my machine.. again
Drink too much coffee and scare my fellow smokers with my psychotic caffeine overdose
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
