Do you use e-mail often?
yes, I suppose
Do you hear any animals right now?
no
Are you in a well-lit room?
yes
Is your trashcan full?
yes
What was the last crunchy thing you consumed?
cheetos
Did you view anything disturbing today?
nope
Are there any holiday decorations in your house?
Christmas lights for outside
When was the last time you had a terrible headache?
I can't recollect
Have you recently put lotion on your hands?
this morning
Are you hungry?
starving!
Is it rainy where you're at right now?
sunny, hot and dry
Do you carry a purse? If so, describe what it looks like.
na
Is your cell phone on vibrate?
I honestly don't know ... possibly
Is your dishwasher full?
na, but my sink is lol
Do you like to wear gloves?
when it's cold out, yeah
Is there a body of water near where you live?
yes
Are you wearing anything pink right now?
nope
Do you like to swim in the ocean?
yes
What is the creepiest bug you've ever saw?
a big red fuzzy spider in the Smokies. I have no idea what kind it was but it was huge! What was really scary was that it was riding a huge dead leaf down a stream (like it had enough brains to make a boat!)
Do you currently have split ends?
nope
When is the last time you used the bathroom?
a while ago
Do you chew on your lip?
not usually
Are you afraid of needles?
I don't care for them but I'm not skeered lol
What is the last thing you lost?
a bet
What car were you last in?
my truck
Do you like Batman?
of course
Have you ever played tennis?
yes, and I sucked at it!
Can you see a star shape in the room you are in?
maybe, if I looked really hard
What are you sitting on?
a kitchen chair at my best friend's
What is the last warm thing you touched?
my computer
Do you use hand sanitizer?
when it's available
Where do you want to go in life?
fishing, always fishing
Are you sweating?
nope, actually I'm freezing!
When is the last time you had to scratch an itch?
a few minutes ago
Are you in any kind of club or group that is trying to save animals?
nope
Who is the last blonde you saw?
earlier today a blonde lady came into work
Where were you two hours after you got up, and what were you doing there?
at work, waiting on customers
Do you wish for world peace?
of course
Have you ever played fetch with a dog?
til my arm wanted to fall off lol
What is the nearest object that is wood?
the kitchen table
Do you use Netflix?
nope, hopefully soon
Does your house have a fireplace?
nope, I wish it did. I love a nice fire
Do you wake yourself up in the morning, or does someone else?
my alarm wakes me up
What kind of hoodie did you last wear?
a plain one, I guess ???
Do you play games on your computer?
yep
What is the last video game that you played?
Borderlands
Have you ever pet a stingray?
Yes, many at one time in the ocean at the Grand Cayman's
If you were on vacation, would you ever go to Ireland?
maybe, but I'd rather go to the carribean
Are you logged into Facebook right now?
nope
Did you have anything bad happen to you today?
I don't reckon
Have you ever been to New York?
nope
Do you use the term "lol" if you don't have anything to say?
lol
Should you be sleeping right now?
nope, I'm off tomorrow!
Can you truly say you hate anyone?
Yes, Justin Bieber and Hitler
What brand of dishliquid do you use?
I like Dawn but I'm using something different right now
When is the last time you ate a Hershey Kiss?
can't recollect
Do you ever feel unappreciated?
everyday at work lol
Do you currently have any blemishes on your face?
one
Who is the last baby you held?
my neice's daughter
Are you a lover?
of course!
Do you use smileys often in text convos?
yep 
Do you have the Google toolbar on your computer?
not right now
Do you like Sunkist?
heck yeah!
Would you ever consider being a cannibal?
probally.. I'd probally eat a person before I killed my dog for food
Did you forget something important in the past week?
I dunno
Do you like learning new things?
of course!
What color is your toothpaste?
I just opened a new tube that my step mom gave me, it's orange and white swirl, tastes pretty good too!
Are the floors in your house creaky?
yes
Do you fear death?
fear it? I don't know if I'd call it fear, but I don't want to die, I want to live.
Is your mouth dry?
nope
Do you have any scars from an animal?
nope
Was this random enough?
sure