Do you use e-mail often?
yes. i also use the postal service.
Do you hear any animals right now?
nope
Are you in a well-lit room?
technically, no. but it's lit well enough for me.
Is your trashcan full?
nope. it's trash day...cans are empty and everything is out.
What was the last crunchy thing you consumed?
some doritos with lunch yesterday
Did you view anything disturbing today?
not yet. but the day is young. i'll look at news headlines later.
Are there any holiday decorations in your house?
my roomie is big on holidays...he has plenty of decorations.
When was the last time you had a terrible headache?
i don't recall.
Have you recently put lotion on your hands?
nope
Are you hungry?
i'm ready for coffee, does that count?
Is it rainy where you're at right now?
i, and the entire state of texass wish it were. dry as a bone here.
Do you carry a purse? If so, describe what it looks like.
of course. it looks like a camera bag.
Is your cell phone on vibrate?
no, but i do somehow manage to turn it to silent at random times.
Is your dishwasher full?
it might be. i don't use it, but the roomie does.
Do you like to wear gloves?
when it's cold out. sometimes when i'm working.
Is there a body of water near where you live?
there was more water before the drought. but, yes, there are lakes around here.
Are you wearing anything pink right now?
you mean besides the tutu i like to lounge around the house in? no.
Do you like to swim in the ocean?
never have. but, i don't care much for swimming.
What is the creepiest bug you've ever saw?
i have no idea what it was. looked like a carnivorous alien, though.
Do you currently have split ends?
i barely have hair
When is the last time you used the bathroom?
when i got up
Do you chew on your lip?
no
Are you afraid of needles?
no. not crazy about them, but not afraid.
What is the last thing you lost?
i'm sure it'll be the next thing i can't find. a pair of ray ban sunglasses. i think. they could just be mis-filed.
What car were you last in?
roomie's truck
Do you like Batman?
i don't dislike him
Have you ever played tennis?
it seemed to be a game of fetch...the ex would hit the ball over the fence and i'd go fetch it. we were on a tennis court.
Can you see a star shape in the room you are in?
readily? no. but, i'm sure i have one in here somewhere. prolly wherever those sunglasses are.
What are you sitting on?
my ass
What is the last warm thing you touched?
the dog
Do you use hand sanitizer?
no
Where do you want to go in life?
everywhere...i like to travel
Are you sweating?
not yet. this is the time of day where i don't sweat. later it'll be different.
When is the last time you had to scratch an itch?
when i read this question
Are you in any kind of club or group that is trying to save animals?
no
Who is the last blonde you saw?
no idea. now, i'll spend the day looking for blondes. thanks.
Where were you two hours after you got up, and what were you doing there?
i haven't been up two hours. we'll see where i end up.
Do you wish for world peace?
yes. even though it'll put the republicans out of work. they seem to own too much of the economy anyway.
Have you ever played fetch with a dog?
just this morning.
What is the nearest object that is wood?
the big-ass table i'm sitting at.
Do you use Netflix?
i think it uses me
Does your house have a fireplace?
yes
Do you wake yourself up in the morning, or does someone else?
i'm a big boy, i do it allll by myself.
What kind of hoodie did you last wear?
a warn, grey one
Do you play games on your computer?
you mean this isn't an expensive, portable game console? you can do other stuff with it?
What is the last video game that you played?
spider solitaire
Have you ever pet a stingray?
i believe i've caressed a corvette, yes. the animal? oh, hell no.
If you were on vacation, would you ever go to Ireland?
i'd go even if i weren't on vacation
Are you logged into Facebook right now?
nope
Did you have anything bad happen to you today?
it's still early. i prefer to look at it as opportunity. >eyeroll here<
Have you ever been to New York?
just got back, actually. love that place!
Do you use the term "lol" if you don't have anything to say?
no. if i have nothing to say....i say nothing.
Should you be sleeping right now?
nah...i rarely nap before i've had morning coffee.
Can you truly say you hate anyone?
today, i'll say no. i have no use for some folks, but that's it.
What brand of dishliquid do you use?
whatever is on the back of the sink. i prefer dawn, though.
When is the last time you ate a Hershey Kiss?
the last time someone left them alone with me.
Do you ever feel unappreciated?
indeed
Do you currently have any blemishes on your face?
prolly
Who is the last baby you held?
ppl look at me funny if i ask to hold their baby.
Are you a lover?
i could be
Do you use smileys often in text convos?
not so much
Do you have the Google toolbar on your computer?
ummm...maybe?
Do you like Sunkist?
sure. i also like frenchkissed.
Would you ever consider being a cannibal?
if i needed to be, i don't think i'd have to consider it. if i have to consider it, i don't need to be.
Did you forget something important in the past week?
i forget important things all the time.
Do you like learning new things?
i do. and it'd be grand if my retention was more than it is.
What color is your toothpaste?
white
Are the floors in your house creaky?
not really
Do you fear death?
not if it's an aneurism in my sleep
Is your mouth dry?
no...but it is craving coffee flavors right about now.
Do you have any scars from an animal?
a few, yes
Was this random enough?
almost