[Rook]

I'm giving my ferrets playtime before bedtime{for me}, Tehtoh takes off with his big squeaky piggy 'cause he's like dat, he don't share his squeaky toys with Mathilda...
At all...
But then, she does the same with her plush toys...
While he's stashing, she's exploring my dufflebag and I see she's very persistent with something.
I had to peek, and saw the small pack of saltine crackers..They don't have salt.
So, I placed her on the bed, and put the bag there, just to see what happens..
She wrestles with the opened end, dragging a cracker out, proudly carrying it a short ways from me, and bites into it....It looked almost comical.
Once she was done chewing that bite, however, she left the cracker, and dived for another..
"Oh, uh-uh...no ya don't...waste not want not..finish the cracker, toots..."
I placed her right back with said half-chewed cracker, she seemed to grudgingly eat the rest...I left the bag near her, figuring she'd grab another..
Checking on Tehtoh, who seemed too quiet {he was investigating inside my boot, his butt was peeking out with the tail waggling randomly}, I spot out of the corner of my eye that she's carefully draggin' the entire sleeve of crackers, evidently she jumped off the bed with it..."Drop it!!"..
she ran with the remnant crackers..
briefly...
The pack of crackers started spilling, she kept pausing and leaving a small trail of random 1 or 2 in her wake, I didn't do anything...this was hilarious to watch.....
She eventually gave up on the "Crinkly" bag, grabbed 1 and hop/ran off as fast as her big furry tush let her.....