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Old 09-12-2011, 09:04 AM   #1688
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I don't know why I got up this morning and wanted to eat my house.

I packed my lunch and came to work and walked past the kiosk where they are serving hot breakfast.
I would like to have stopped and eaten the following:
2 biscuits with country gravy
3 pieces of very crispy slab bacon
a starbucks mocha
and half of a blueberry muffin with a ton of melting butter all oozing down the sides and pooling onto the plate where I would go back and lap it up and.....Oh. Is this thing on?

Instead, this is what I'm having:

1/2 cup coffee with sugar free french vanilla creamer
banana
pluot
v8



GRAVY. I WANT GRAVY.
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