Ride a draft it makes your butt look smaller (bumper sticker)
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't the guts to bite people themselves. (?)
Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley. (?)
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown
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