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Janstevie · 09-19-2011, 02:01 PM

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . .
..so I did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the
60's group The Monkees.
I thought she was joking - And then I saw her face . . . .

Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. The locals were
shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend
is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a
couple of Swan Vesta matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to
walk.

09-19-2011, 02:01 PM	#133
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers . . . . ..so I did . . . . she's 21 and her name's Angela. My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking - And then I saw her face . . . . Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. The locals were shouting paedophile and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary! My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of Swan Vesta matches.....his little face lit up when he tried to walk. Last edited by Janstevie; 09-19-2011 at 02:11 PM.