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Originally Posted by SoNotHer
A/G it's hard to know what my favorite line from those masterpieces is, but this may be the winner:
”Nicole let the silk blouse fall from her shoulders, wrapped her left leg around James and deftly cut some cheese.”"
Although the pork one is certainly a close second and "man dew" made me laugh out loud!
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Cracks me up! Thank you, I was beginning to worry that I was the only one that thought these were hysterical!
I love the Dark and stormy night contest each year and there is also a bad Faulkner contest too! Guess it is my off-beat sense of humor combined with reading everything I can get my hands on!
Keep em' coming!
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