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How Do You Identify?: Butch
Preferred Pronoun?: I'm easy
Relationship Status: She's some kind of wonderful.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: I keep my heart and soul in the boondocks
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[quote=violaine;42289] OMG....I was crying over the one that said:
"i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers"
And then there was this:
"Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
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-- Crash Davis, Bull Durham
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