10-20-2011, 07:48 AM
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Cranky Old Poop
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Mr. Beast
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Forty???? .gif "Say What?")
Forty????
Forty birthdays???
That ain't shit. 
Forty is just the number of years you get to with your body intact, more or less. 
After forty, it's all downhill. 
Fast.
Really fast. 
I suggest that you party now.....quick!!!
Eat lots of cake, entertain naked women, have lots and lots of good cheer and throw in a bottle of Geritol.
....and have a mahhhhhvelous day!!!! 
May you endure to survive all this forty shit to see the fifty shit.
It gets reeeeeeally fun then!!!
Happy Birthday, G!!!!  
Your friend,
~Theo~ 
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