Girl: "Sugar is like crazy meth to babies, at least that's what my homeopath says."
Lady: "Well honey maybe your gay friends don't know what they are talking about."
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Guy: "Momma I got diabetes."
Momma: "Well that's what you get for messing with them nasty girls."
Guy: "No momma I got the sugar."
Momma: "Oh lord no, not my baby!"
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Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.
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