10-30-2011, 12:11 PM
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Family Man
How Do You Identify?:
TG Male
Preferred Pronoun?:
Masculine ones
Relationship Status:
She just gets me
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: .....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by desd
Mind you, I've been surfing online and through BFP for the last 90 minutes or so
Me: Wah.. I really need to pee.. I've been saying it for an hour, I know. And I need to shower.. Probably in that order...
Bard: I need to pee too. I'll go first. Just because... I can.
Me: Oh yeah? I CAN move faster than you!
I think Bard laughed, but it sounded more like a chicken BAWK!, as hy scrambled up to beat me. I just sat here and laughed my ass off.
A minute later hy comes in grinning with a "Nanner nanner!" smirk..
Me: Careful, you better not mock me if you want to get laid later.
Bard: .gif "Say What?") Yes ma'am.
I won!  Now time to get ready because I think we talked ourselves into a trip to Binghamton for Sonic! 
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Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
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