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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Miss Twiggy
Preferred Pronoun?:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious!
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divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: SLC Utah
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My mother...title says it all
So my mother is in town again. To avoid snow and see the kids for Halloween. I walk into the room earlier and see her with my daughter she is crossing her legs over and over again while putting carrots in her own mouth and chewing them with very pursed lips. I watch this for a couple minutes trying to figure out what the heck my mother is doing. So 4 minutes later I walk around the corner....
Me: Ma what are you doing?
Mother: What do you mean?
Me: Ma come on what are you doing why do you keep chewing like that and crossing Gia's legs.
Mother: Well now that she is one I thought now was a good time to show her how to keeps her legs closed and her mouth shut.
Me: (full blown laughing) Really ma...you mean chew with her mouth closed and cross her legs like a lady right? (slight language barrier)
Mother: Why of course dear...why are you laughing?
Me: Had to just walk away ....left room
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