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LaneyDoll · 11-03-2011, 01:46 PM

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10-Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number 8-Someone needs to invent a "sarcasm font."

Number 7-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months,
maybe years.

Number 6-Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Number 3-Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a
substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1-Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers--what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.

11-03-2011, 01:46 PM	#7942
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10-Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9-Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8-Someone needs to invent a "sarcasm font." Number 7-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 6-Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5-Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4-All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3-Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2-In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Number 1-Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.