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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Alpha Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess
Relationship Status:
Completely in love
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Southern Virginia
Posts: 3,225
Thanks: 2,564
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Rep Power: 21474855
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Dear Honey,
Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig.
You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT
honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky.
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You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
~ Daniel Franzese
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