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Originally Posted by Sachita
Dear Honey,
Combined we have 6 dogs, 6 cats, 1 pig.
You will be here very soon to begin our life together BUT
honey you MUST contain these fucking animals! The very first thing HONEY MUST DO is build things to keep the cats from destroying the house and the dogs from waking me up too early. I'm tired and cranky.
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yes, dear
dogs and cats please read the contract. it says don't piss momma off!!!!