11-18-2011, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by theoddz
For years, my dear Pop thought that giving his friends these little hard bricks of dry, chewy, sticky, cubed, candied, plastic-tasting so-called "fruitcake" was a really good idea. They're made in Claxton, Georgia, and have been around for something like 100 years. How this has happened, I have no idea. Apparently, there are some people who actually *like* these things. They'd make great door stoppers. 
Me?? I'd only give them to someone whom I really, really didn't like. .gif "Say What?")
I think this stuff would survive years and years of re-gifting. The shelf life of them has to be at least 25 years. They probably stock them in fallout shelters. 
~Theo~ 
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I love fruitcake.
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