(we all came to work one day dressed to the nines; none of us said anything to the other about what we were wearing, etc)
*it's about 3:16 in the afternoon - we're all working on clients*
Client in the chair just north of me:
Gosh, you all look so beautiful today! What's the special ocassion?
Client in chair just south of me, to his stylist (my best friend at work):
Are you married? I could take you out tonight if you're not.
(she's happily married, has one daughter, her husband is a saint)
Guy in my chair, chiming in on both comments:
Should I have brought champagne?
Client in the chair east of me, who says this to her stylist (she's a frequent patron):
I love it when you pull my hair like that...