I am wondering how I will ever get this splinter out of my right butt cheek.
I was wood working on the back patio - such a beautiful day outside. I was having so much fun ... and now this! Scooted on my butt across a plywood panel and it's in deep. Damn! It only hurts when I sit down.
I am trying to figure out who I am going to ask to help me. I cannot remove it myself. Can't get to it, already tried.
I am so tired ... and this splinter has made me cranky!
Thinking a nap will help me right about now ... maybe the good fairy who removes splinters will visit me while I sleep. LOL! (wishful thinking)