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Originally Posted by Brock
I am wondering how I will ever get this splinter out of my right butt cheek.
I was wood working on the back patio - such a beautiful day outside. I was having so much fun ... and now this! Scooted on my butt across a plywood panel and it's in deep. Damn! It only hurts when I sit down.
I am trying to figure out who I am going to ask to help me. I cannot remove it myself. Can't get to it, already tried.
I am so tired ... and this splinter has made me cranky! 
Thinking a nap will help me right about now ... maybe the good fairy who removes splinters will visit me while I sleep. LOL! (wishful thinking) |
Having grown up around horses and worked on a dairy, and having the rear that I do...I have had more than one splinter in my butt.
A long soak in a hot bath with Epsom salts will help it work its own way out....seriously.
Good luck!