1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Nancy
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Next to my left nipple.
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
No, I'm good.
4. What body part do you wash first?
My hair.
5. What's the strangest talent you have?
I can make different animal noises.
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie.
7. Do you pee in the pool?
I can't, have you ever tried?
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Parallel park.
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Nope.
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
A time or two.
11. Which shoe do you put on first?
Left.
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Not that I can think of off hand.
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Never.
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Her.
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yes, a song.
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
My bath towel.
17. What was your childhood nickname?
Chelle, short for Michelle, my middle name.
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Chased someone down for being rude.
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
When I was a kid I could.
20. How do you eat your cookie?
With my mouth 
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
sing.
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends on what I'm drinking.
23. How often do you clean out your ears?
At shower time.
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch.
25. Do you have any strange phobias?
Wasps.
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
No.
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Not really.
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
He said I did, but I did it in my sleep.
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
Yes.
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
I run over to see if I can help.
31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Back from where?