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chai~ · 11-25-2011, 10:50 PM

1. I won't chew gum or suck on hard candy because of all the extra spit it creates......GAG!!!!!!!!

2. I'm a cleptomaniac. Well sort of. I like pens, I mean REALLY like pens. But, they have to have a certain "feel" to them. A certain weight, and the ink must be a certain color and have a certain flow. If I go to the bank, or any place that requires me to pick up a pen and sign something, and I like the pen, I will not put the pen back down. I will hold it, in front of the person who I am signing in front of, and play with my wallet or keys or whatever. When they are done with me, I will get up to leave, wave at them with the pen still in my hand, and if they don't ask for it back, I just figure it's a parting gift!!!! I will also make a big gesture and tuck the pen in my messy bun hair do, giving then another chance to speak up about the pen, and again, if they don't, well then, the pen is MINE!!!! I have given them 2 chances!
Therefore, I am an appreciator of free pens!!!!!

3. I can't make GOOD coffee for the life of me. I don't know if it's the machine, the water, the water temperature, to coffee, the grind, the altitude or where the moon is in it's cycle.....it's not happening!!! So, I drive through Tim Horton's. One perfect cup, handed to me through a drive through window! One happy femme!

4. I wash my hands a zillion times a day!

5. I love the pleasure and pain feeling of getting my legs waxed!!!

11-25-2011, 10:50 PM	#17
chai~ Member How Do You Identify?: Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?: Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status: Deliciously single and loving it. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: lotus land Posts: 1,173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,937 Thanked 3,382 Times in 864 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	1. I won't chew gum or suck on hard candy because of all the extra spit it creates......GAG!!!!!!!! 2. I'm a cleptomaniac. Well sort of. I like pens, I mean REALLY like pens. But, they have to have a certain "feel" to them. A certain weight, and the ink must be a certain color and have a certain flow. If I go to the bank, or any place that requires me to pick up a pen and sign something, and I like the pen, I will not put the pen back down. I will hold it, in front of the person who I am signing in front of, and play with my wallet or keys or whatever. When they are done with me, I will get up to leave, wave at them with the pen still in my hand, and if they don't ask for it back, I just figure it's a parting gift!!!! I will also make a big gesture and tuck the pen in my messy bun hair do, giving then another chance to speak up about the pen, and again, if they don't, well then, the pen is MINE!!!! I have given them 2 chances! Therefore, I am an appreciator of free pens!!!!! 3. I can't make GOOD coffee for the life of me. I don't know if it's the machine, the water, the water temperature, to coffee, the grind, the altitude or where the moon is in it's cycle.....it's not happening!!! So, I drive through Tim Horton's. One perfect cup, handed to me through a drive through window! One happy femme! 4. I wash my hands a zillion times a day! 5. I love the pleasure and pain feeling of getting my legs waxed!!!