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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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Cover you eyeballs
I find it tiring to have long phone conversations. After 2 minutes I get exhausted and need a 5 hour energy.
I have always had this weird fascination with food gift-baskets even though no one ever bought me one. I love looking at gift basket catalogs and seeing the salamis, cheeses, crackers and sweets in perfect combinations.
I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it.
I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk.
In college I was voted "Most Likely To Talk About You Once You Leave The Room."
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