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uglyboi · 11-26-2011, 03:47 PM

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Maude

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? tiny one, on the left side of my face close to my ear.

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? I have to Touch and sniff it

4. What body part do you wash first? My nose

5. What's the strangest talent you have? Can yodel and clog while juggling

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie

7. Do you pee in the pool? Yes, and then drink it

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes

10. How many times have you been cussed out? Lots

11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Funny

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Both

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Beasley

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes, The Devil went down to Georgia

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel

17. What was your childhood nickname? RD

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Put a puzzle together

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Not hardly, but Beasley swears I chew on them.

20. How do you eat your cookie? Naked with a glass of wine

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Mumble

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 8 patrons and pickle juice. It is really good!

23. How often do you clean out your ears? When Beasley decides to do it

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and then throw

25. Do you have any strange phobias? Yes, can't stand to touch popsicle sticks - anything that has a natural feel of wood. Makes my skin crawl.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? A thimble

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Of course!

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Hell NO

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them

31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I bring sexy back everytime I eat cookies naked and drink wine.

11-26-2011, 03:47 PM	#47
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Maude 2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? tiny one, on the left side of my face close to my ear. 3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? I have to Touch and sniff it 4. What body part do you wash first? My nose 5. What's the strangest talent you have? Can yodel and clog while juggling 6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie 7. Do you pee in the pool? Yes, and then drink it 8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel 9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes 10. How many times have you been cussed out? Lots 11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right 12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Funny 13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Both 14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Beasley 15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes, The Devil went down to Georgia 16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel 17. What was your childhood nickname? RD 18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Put a puzzle together 19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? Not hardly, but Beasley swears I chew on them. 20. How do you eat your cookie? Naked with a glass of wine 21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Mumble 22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? 8 patrons and pickle juice. It is really good! 23. How often do you clean out your ears? When Beasley decides to do it 24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and then throw 25. Do you have any strange phobias? Yes, can't stand to touch popsicle sticks - anything that has a natural feel of wood. Makes my skin crawl. 26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? A thimble 27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Of course! 28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? Hell NO 29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No 30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them 31. Do you want to bring sexy back? I bring sexy back everytime I eat cookies naked and drink wine.