I'm so in the mood for this thread tonight (problems with my biological family, not my BFP family)...
"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."
"You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one..."
"He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe."
"I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?"
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead."
"Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!"
"You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to."
Whew, that felt good!