If you really knew me... you'd know my love of all things viking, pirate and/or ninja stems from my obsession with shiny doom-bringing objects wielded with flair.
If
you really knew me... you'd know to buckle your seat belt when I drive because I love speed. Zoom zoom, baby!
If you
really knew me... you'd know I make a mean roast chicken 'n' taters for dinner and a delicious french toast for breakfast.
If you really
knew me... you'd know I fall in love as easily as other people fall out of a boat. And you'd know what book that saying came from.
If you really knew
me... you wouldn't try to change me -- you wouldn't want to.