[Queerasfck]

I was probably about ten years old. I woke my sister (who was four years old) super early on Christmas morning, maybe it was 3:00am. We opened all our presents while our parents were asleep. When they got up later and seen what we had done my mom said I "ruined Christmas" since I was the oldest and should have known better.

I told Christine that story when we first met. Now whenever anything goes wrong, anything, Christine will jokingly say I ruined Christmas in her best mom voice. It's great.