[uglyboi]

1. On July 20, 1969, I got into trouble just prior to the televised broadcast of Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. I was sent to my room and didn't get to watch it.
2. I have a secret I am not sharing here.
3. I've lived in 3 different cities in Tennessee, 2 cities in Kentucky, lived in both North and South Georgia. Bet you can't guess I have a southern accent.
4. I have gone white water rafting on class 5 rapids in West Virginia.
5. I was very disappointed with the x-ray glasses I sent away for from the back of a comic book.
6. I have dry skin and a decent sense of humor, not to mention I own a blue sponge.
7. I always liked Bert better than Ernie.
8. I was so clever in high school I won national prizes at the Math Olympics. Now my math skills are barely enough to calculate how to double the ingredients for a cocktail recipe.
9. I get angry when non-Twitter people say Twitter is just people discussing their breakfasts. Only an idiot tweets their breakfast. I tweet my lunch though.
10. My favorite movie is "Duel".
11. I’ve never seen the movie Avatar and never read a Harry Potter book. Don’t intend to either.
12. When I was learning to drive my father always took me to a graveyard and allowed me to drive through it. One day I asked him why I could only drive in the graveyard and he said, because it was less likely for me to kill anyone there.
13. I love sandwiches.
14. Before I met Beasley, every night I slept with my monkey Malcolm.
15. My name is really not uglyboi.
16. I thought Mary Ann was WAY hotter than Ginger.
17. My favorite song of all time? The Theme from Shaft by Issac Hayes.
18. I am a terrible dancer, but my singing is even worse.
19. Love shrimp
20. I believe that Justin Bieber is just one more sign of the coming apocalypse.
21. I went to the 1994 Olympics. A bomb went off.
22. I was a punk when I was 15.
23. I dislike Sushi.
24. Beasley's nickname is "Lolly".
25. The only fistfight I've ever been in was early on in elementary school when I got beat up by a girl named Julie Thompson. She wailed away on me until I put a finger through one of her hoop earrings and then she went really still. We became good friends despite this.