Last week, a guy moved into the cubie beside me. He is an irritating bastard. I have tried my very best to be cordial. The first day, I went over, introduced myself, told him if he needed directions to find something in the building, to let me know. This was a couple hours after I went over and told him he needed to clip his nails at home. Why do men do that at work? It is disgusting. I wanted to tell him to remove his shoes while he was at it, clip his toenails. And why not go ahead, lean over and fart a few times. I was livid. He has a thick ball point pen that is very loud when he clicks it in and out. He clicked for almost a solid hour last Thursday. If he is not clicking the pen, he likes to drum it on his desk. I will not bore you with a description of all his other noisy, irritating habits.
I am wondering if this prick is aerodynamic.
Will he fly or flip and burn when I throw him over about 5 rows of cubicles?
I am not liking having such harsh feelings towards another person. It puts me in a jam with me.
