because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right.
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.
Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.