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Diva · 12-16-2011, 01:48 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU!

Even though You
~don't like Christmas
~don't send Christmas cards
~razz folks (ME) unmercifully
~talk to much
~are too anally retentive
~are some kinda pushy Sagitaricalnormousocity
~are generous to a friggin fault
~have WAYYYYYY too many angels (You're stingy!)
~love Little Princess SOOOOO much
~have a heart of gold
~text while You drive that biga$$ truck thingy
~keep me from talking when I want because You won't shut up (I said that already, didn't I? Freud is alive and well.)

Even because of those things......I hope Your birthday is amazing beyond belief, because You deserve it. You've earned it!
You are LOVE on 2 legs!
You bless anyone whose life You touch!
You are a TRUE FRIEND to so many.
And You are Miss M's precious Unkie!

YOU deserve all good things on this day!
There are so many who wish You this because

YOU. ARE. LOVED.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAGG!

12-16-2011, 01:48 AM	#1
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	JAGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU! Even though You ~don't like Christmas ~don't send Christmas cards ~razz folks (ME) unmercifully ~talk to much ~are too anally retentive ~are some kinda pushy Sagitaricalnormousocity ~are generous to a friggin fault ~have WAYYYYYY too many angels (You're stingy!) ~love Little Princess SOOOOO much ~have a heart of gold ~text while You drive that biga$$ truck thingy ~keep me from talking when I want because You won't shut up (I said that already, didn't I? Freud is alive and well.) Even because of those things......I hope Your birthday is amazing beyond belief, because You deserve it. You've earned it! You are LOVE on 2 legs! You bless anyone whose life You touch! You are a TRUE FRIEND to so many. And You are Miss M's precious Unkie! YOU deserve all good things on this day! There are so many who wish You this because YOU. ARE. LOVED. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAGG!