12-25-2011, 05:39 PM
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Hmmmm now THAT was funny! Esp. in lieu of a recent conversation AND visual I had with someone recently...gives a whole new meaning to "one hot box"....jus' sayin'...
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Originally Posted by Janstevie
How To Cook A Turkey:
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more vodka of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey.
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