Oh yes, I was determined to have my turkey dinner with all the trimmings, despite all of the naysayers. I bought one of those Jenna frozen turkey breasts and some stove top stuffing (I know, I know..I am the turkey and stuffing queen of the family). I started the oven (for the first time ever) and popped the turkey package in, with the cardboard lid as per the instructions. Within an hour, the entire Motorhome was filled with smoke. Living in a motorhome, one must conserve space and I forgot to take the cutting board off the stove and the toaster and coffeemaker. Soon the smell of plastic burning filled the air. I very nearly toasted my toaster and melted my coffee pot. When I took the turkey package out of the oven, the cardboard lid was burnt to a crisp. I had the oven set for 350 but I think it must have been more like 500 degrees. Opened all the windows and turned on the fan. Mind you, it is only 50 here in Texas today.
So, I grabbed the gin bottle and poured a drink and thought about the situation. Then I poured another one. I scrapped the turkey ( one must be careful of turkey that is not cooked properly) and popped a Stouffers Lasagna in the microwave. Put some Texas garlic toast in the toaster and whipped up a fresh garden salad.
For desert it will be Ho-Ho's and mint chocolate chip ice-cream.
