1) I can crack my back or neck loud enough to stop conversation.
2) I like to pretend that I'm shifting in my automatic.
3) I think making arm farts in a crowded movie theatre should be a part of most movie-going nights.
4) I will change my voice to ensure you don't think I just woke up to take your call.
5) My current favorite phrase is "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little," and I want to see a thread of the kind of garbage that invokes that phrase.
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