My Gaydar is
excellent! Even now that I'm not in gay clubs so much.
Recently, I was walking down my street (which is pretty gay so you'd expect to see a few lesbians) and a saw a woman. A pretty ordinary woman, long hair, handbag, clothes.. but my eyes grabbed her and said
'Look at that woman'. So I looked and wondered why I was looking, right up until she approached a masculine-looking woman and smiled a shy smile.
'Yay!', I thought
'I can still pick 'em!'.
I did watch for a few more moments just to make sure and yes, they were certainly not just friends.
..just wanted to brag