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christie · 02-14-2010, 10:33 PM

So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists...

I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date.

I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess.

Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside.

Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?"

Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton"

Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much."

(Think Kyra in The Closer)

02-14-2010, 10:33 PM	#6
christie Member How Do You Identify?: A Force with which to be reckoned Preferred Pronoun?: just be nice... Relationship Status: I call her Mine Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Transplanted to the PNW Posts: 1,246 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,552 Thanked 2,476 Times in 706 Posts Rep Power: 14753262	Using my manners So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists... I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date. I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess. Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside. Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?" Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton" Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much." (Think Kyra in The Closer)