02-14-2010, 10:46 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy
Preferred Pronoun?:
She
Relationship Status:
I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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Quote:
Originally Posted by christie0918
So, this weekend was not without some "Honey do " lists...
I am parking the car Friday night. Lot is across the street from restaurant. We are already late to meet another couple for our dinner date.
I park, get out of the car and walk around to meet Jess. No Jess.
Its 12 degrees (or pretty close to it) outside.
Me: "Honey?!?!?!? What are you DOING?"
Jess: "Trying to get my balls out of my bellybutton"
Me: "Would you PLEASE stop fucking with your dick before I freeze to death?!?! Thank you. Thank you very much."
(Think Kyra in The Closer)
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OMG!!! I can tell it would be IMPOSSIBLE to keep a straight face around you and Jess at the Reunion!! You two would be AMAZING at Stand-up! It would be standing room only for tickets to see your show! I'm laughing my fat ass off here!!
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