Don't I wish I was?
soakin in it?
Have I encountered a smell I like even more than brut (which is not at all for special occasions)?
Can we say coastal b e r m u d a?
ahhhh?
Did I really trash my jeep with hay worried about
these horses no one else feels like feeding?
Will somebody be calling the law again?
Will I need a bullet proof vest to take the skinniest one
on a walk around the corner to greener pastures, if nothing is done soon?
Is there anything sweeter than horse slobber on the front of your good coat?
Am I making a name for myself heah?
The bad kind?
Did someone re arrange the bedroom so the rain man within would have
something to bitch about?
Can we spin the bed and see how your insomnia is now?
