1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Janet
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Next to my belly button
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Usually.
4. What body part do you wash first? Hair
5. What's the strangest talent you have? Inappropriate!
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie
7. Do you pee in the pool? No.
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Park, but just in NY where we don’t worry about little things like hitting the car in front or behind us.
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? On a slow one.
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
23,203,210,399,494,939,993, well...23,203,210,399,494,939,994 if you count my 6th grade math teacher when she sat on the tack.
11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left.
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? See 10.
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but sadly I understand this question.
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Refuse to answer on the grounds of self incrimination.
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I think it’s fairly well known that both Marcus Mumford and Adele are obsessed with me.
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel. I love sleeping on clean sheets.
17. What was your childhood nickname? Missy
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I possess an excellent multi-tasking ability. Too bad this question isn’t “What is the weirdest thing you have done while driving an ambulance with red lights doing 80 on the highway….” Now, THAT is great story.
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? To be that flexible would require a dedication to fitness that I could never maintain.
20. How do you eat your cookie? Since cookie is singular, I’m not even going to answer this question.
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. The sober list is fairly long….
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Just one.
23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily.
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch
25. Do you have any strange phobias? Bees and ladders. I have nightmares about being on a ladder and attacked by bees where the only means of escape is a standard. True story.
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Do rolled bills count?
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I was 16, and to be fair, he did drive a 67’ candy apple red Chevelle.
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No way.
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I don’t think so.
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Again, I’m an excellent multi-tasker
31. Do you want to bring sexy back? That would require a receipt that I can’t seem to find.
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