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Old 01-22-2012, 09:53 PM   #55
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Pretty sure it's Janet...or something close to that

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I have no idea nor do I wish to...

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
No...I trust the sign poster

4. What body part do you wash first?
My hair

5. What's the strangest talent you have?
That depends on who you ask I think

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie

7. Do you pee in the pool?
I don't swim in pools that have a HIGH pee contamination factor

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Depends

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No...that's just WAY too much work when you're a butch

10. How many times have you been cussed out?
Too many to count

11. Which shoe do you put on first?
Left

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Jealousy

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Cow-tipping yes...snipe-hunting...no not sure what that is but doesn't sound legal

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My parents

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
I have no idea

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Ok, so after you shower you're clean right? And if you shower before you go to bed you're clean right? Seeing my point here?

17. What was your childhood nickname?
sqeater

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Jump out

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
No

20. How do you eat your cookie?
I hit it with a sledge hammer and lick up the crumbs This question begged this answer.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Play Dance Central

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Three will put me right under the table

23. How often do you clean out your ears?
WHAT!?!?!?!

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?
Cats...they're just too unpredictable and their claws are sharp and they cling to things...like people's legs

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Am sure I have...straws come to mind

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
Yes

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
Help then laugh...

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I'd like sexy front more...bring sexy front please
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