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adorable · 01-23-2012, 12:33 PM

What name do you go by? The closer people are to me the fewer letters that come after the first A.

How old are you? 37

Where were you born? The old hospital in the ITH

What is your greatest fear? Dying from exposure.

What is your earliest memory? Being pushed down a flight of stairs when I was about two.

What is your most embarrassing moment? I must say, it’s different when someone tells you about them. Them.

What would your super power be? Mind control. I suck at it, but practice daily.

What do you most dislike about your appearance? Being controlled by it.

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? Cinderella’s gown.

Who would play you in the film of your life? Now that Anna Nicole has passed, probably Drew Barrymore. Eh.

What is your most unappealing habit? I occasionally like to be right.

What is your favourite book? The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain

What does love feel like? I'm not sure I know. I suspect that it tastes like Boston Crème Pie, smells like Polo Crest by Ralph Lauren and feels soft like Alpaca mittens.

What's the worst job you've ever done? Moving sleeper sofas up six flights of stairs is on the list.

What has been your biggest disappointment? The realization that people will fail you.

When did you last cry and why? I really need to get back to work.

What is the closest you've come to death? Probably when I was 17 and had a staring contest with a very angry man pointing his .45 at my head. It sure felt like forever.

How would you like to be remembered? I just like the idea of being remembered. Oh, and of having the biggest monument in the cemetery, maybe even my own mausoleum. Nothing extravagant, just some nice stone work with a few pillars. Perhaps some glass block around the top. Close to the street, of course, so everyone can see it when they drive by. There should probably be some clay pots of some sort around the building for flowers. Those fresh flowers are always wrapped in plastic, and the piles might become cumbersome every year on my birthday. Something should probably be built to hold the stuffed animals and various gifts too….

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Get up, you’re fine.

01-23-2012, 12:33 PM	#33
adorable Member How Do You Identify?: Sarcastically Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home of the Yankee's Posts: 752 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,708 Thanked 2,644 Times in 590 Posts Rep Power: 12725119	Because apparently I have this kind of free time today... What name do you go by? The closer people are to me the fewer letters that come after the first A. How old are you? 37 Where were you born? The old hospital in the ITH What is your greatest fear? Dying from exposure. What is your earliest memory? Being pushed down a flight of stairs when I was about two. What is your most embarrassing moment? I must say, it’s different when someone tells you about them. Them. What would your super power be? Mind control. I suck at it, but practice daily. What do you most dislike about your appearance? Being controlled by it. What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? Cinderella’s gown. Who would play you in the film of your life? Now that Anna Nicole has passed, probably Drew Barrymore. Eh. What is your most unappealing habit? I occasionally like to be right. What is your favourite book? The Mysterious Stranger by Mark Twain What does love feel like? I'm not sure I know. I suspect that it tastes like Boston Crème Pie, smells like Polo Crest by Ralph Lauren and feels soft like Alpaca mittens. What's the worst job you've ever done? Moving sleeper sofas up six flights of stairs is on the list. What has been your biggest disappointment? The realization that people will fail you. When did you last cry and why? I really need to get back to work. What is the closest you've come to death? Probably when I was 17 and had a staring contest with a very angry man pointing his .45 at my head. It sure felt like forever. How would you like to be remembered? I just like the idea of being remembered. Oh, and of having the biggest monument in the cemetery, maybe even my own mausoleum. Nothing extravagant, just some nice stone work with a few pillars. Perhaps some glass block around the top. Close to the street, of course, so everyone can see it when they drive by. There should probably be some clay pots of some sort around the building for flowers. Those fresh flowers are always wrapped in plastic, and the piles might become cumbersome every year on my birthday. Something should probably be built to hold the stuffed animals and various gifts too…. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Get up, you’re fine.