[theoddz]

Well, we all know how ridiculous a Newt Gingrich Presidential campaign would be. Come to think of it, none of the current list of GOP hopefuls would look much better, but Newtie's would really be over the top.

Lookie what I found!!!!

It reads almost like a laundry list of sin and is at least three times more entertaining!!!

http://www.realchange.org/gingrich.htm#draft

I hope you all find it as entertaining as I did.

He hasn't a hope in hell, especially if he actually gets a GOP nomination.

Here's some of his and the people who have known him's quote's:

Quotes:

"We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'" - Anne Manning (who was also married at the time.)

"We would have won in 1974 if we could have kept him out of the office, screwing her [a young volunteer] on the desk." - Dot Crews, his campaign scheduler at the time

[In the book] "Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them", [I] "found frightening pieces that related to my own life." - Newt.

"I think you can write a psychological profile of me that says I found a way to immerse my insecurities in a cause large enough to justify whatever I wanted it to." - Newt, speaking to Gail Sheehy.

"She isn't young enough or pretty enough to be the President's wife. And besides, she has cancer." - Newt, on his first wife.

"He treats me really nicely, buys me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and that Donna, Karan, he be sharin' All that money got me wearin'" -- Callista? No wait, that's Fergie, "My Humps"

"I don't want him to be president and I don't think he should be." - Newt's second wife Marianne.

“She [Callista] is the single most self-centered person I’ve run into in politics—it’s all about her. They do these movies together, and she does a word count: she has to have the same number of words on camera as he does or they have to reshoot. ...And Callista did not want him to run for President. That’s why he had to buy her so much damn jewelry.” - an unnamed "former strategist." Will Rogers, Newt's ex-Iowa strategist has denied it was him.

"If the country today were to move to the left, Newt would sense it before it started happening and lead the way." - Dot Crews, his campaign scheduler throughout the 1970s.

"It doesn't matter what I do. People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't matter what I live." - Newt.
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You know, it is a national insult to have someone like Newt Gingrich even throw his hat in the ring and then come within a hair's breadth of getting a major political nomination to run for the highest office in the land. How does THAT happen??? How does he get even ONE vote from any self respecting, decent American, let alone human being????

~Theo~