[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

i totally have you beat!

so, back when i was 19 i worked at the spaghetti factory as a waitress. if you've ever been to one you know that they all had a big, old fashioned trolley car in the center of the restaurant that was the highlight of the place. well, ALL the servers wanted the trolley because that was where you made the best tips. so, finally one afternoon i was scheduled to wait the trolley and i got a big table full of lawyer type guys in business suits and couldn't have been happier. i go up to the table, all smiles and sweetness, make small talk and take their order...they loved me...until one of the guys cracks a joke and i laugh extra hard, working that potential tip money for all its worth...and at the same time i let out the loudest fart of my life. and not only is it loud but it's smell wafts up and around the entire trolley car. i was so mortified that i couldn't go back. i promptly switched sections with a friend in the waaaaaaaaaay back of the restaurant.

beat THAT!!

That's impressive. I do believe there's another situation that just might tie, if not beat, you.

Happ, smiling people....in a church...and the reverend says, "Speak now or forever hold your peace" and somewhere in the waaay back of the church we heard "Waaaaaaaaahk" followed by a smattering of titters by the kids in the place silenced long enough for us to hear the bride's responding "Pfffft-weeep".

True story.