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chai~ · 01-30-2012, 11:29 PM

I didn't use this line, but this was used on my once and I tried so hard not to laugh!!!

Meeting butch on a blind date set up by a friend.

Them, "You know, my dentist really hates it when I come in for a cleaning."

Me, a look of concern, "Oh really? How come?"

Them, "Well because my tongue is so strong and long, that the assistant has to hold it down with a depressor so the dentist can clean my teeth."

I think I downed my drink and excused myself.

01-30-2012, 11:29 PM	#82
chai~ Member How Do You Identify?: Self possessed Aquarian Preferred Pronoun?: Don't call me baby~ Relationship Status: Deliciously single and loving it. Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: lotus land Posts: 1,173 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,937 Thanked 3,382 Times in 864 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I didn't use this line, but this was used on my once and I tried so hard not to laugh!!! Meeting butch on a blind date set up by a friend. Them, "You know, my dentist really hates it when I come in for a cleaning." Me, a look of concern, "Oh really? How come?" Them, "Well because my tongue is so strong and long, that the assistant has to hold it down with a depressor so the dentist can clean my teeth." I think I downed my drink and excused myself.