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JAGG · 02-01-2012, 02:27 PM

This one time at band camp.. that was for Gemme.
This one time at work about 20yrs ago that's right 20 yrs ago yet someone sooner or later will find a reason to have to bring this up yet again. Haha like me right now. I will never live this down. So I'm unloading a trailer and I slid a huge 55gal drum up on the forks of my forklift. Driving across the dock to the trailer it was going to, I didn't see a small piece of wood from a busted pallet and ran over it. Which caused my lift to jump up and down like a pot hole in the road. That made the drum fly up about 3 in. Slam back down on the forks and fly off again, tip over and slam to the ground, bounce a couple time and the entire top of it flew off and 525 lbs of PIG GUTS going to a meat packing plant came spewing out everywhere. Not only was it shocking to look at , but the odor was unbearable. And for anyone who didn't see it happen could smell it in less than 30 sec. What a freakin mess. There must have been 500 of them or more. They were covered in a water like gel and slippery as snot. Impossible to try and pick up with a shovel. Everytime you would finally get underneath one without it shooting 3 ft in front of you, you'd lift the shovel up and it would either slide right off, or come slipping down the handle right at you. Holy God what a freakin mess. Hahaha all is well that ends well though. Haha

02-01-2012, 02:27 PM	#11
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	This one time at band camp.. that was for Gemme. This one time at work about 20yrs ago that's right 20 yrs ago yet someone sooner or later will find a reason to have to bring this up yet again. Haha like me right now. I will never live this down. So I'm unloading a trailer and I slid a huge 55gal drum up on the forks of my forklift. Driving across the dock to the trailer it was going to, I didn't see a small piece of wood from a busted pallet and ran over it. Which caused my lift to jump up and down like a pot hole in the road. That made the drum fly up about 3 in. Slam back down on the forks and fly off again, tip over and slam to the ground, bounce a couple time and the entire top of it flew off and 525 lbs of PIG GUTS going to a meat packing plant came spewing out everywhere. Not only was it shocking to look at , but the odor was unbearable. And for anyone who didn't see it happen could smell it in less than 30 sec. What a freakin mess. There must have been 500 of them or more. They were covered in a water like gel and slippery as snot. Impossible to try and pick up with a shovel. Everytime you would finally get underneath one without it shooting 3 ft in front of you, you'd lift the shovel up and it would either slide right off, or come slipping down the handle right at you. Holy God what a freakin mess. Hahaha all is well that ends well though. Haha __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.