[princessbelle]

OMG A place to tell ridiculously true stories!!!!!

How cool is that. Didn't ever go to band camp though.

However....

There was this one time i was at a gay bar. It was years and years ago and i was with a friend who was gay as well. You know bars....LOUD, cold. yada yada.

There was this really cute butch sitting next to me and she said, "Do you want to dance?" I couldn't hear her but i could see what she was saying.

I was trying to say "OK, the next fast song i will" But, she couldn't hear me. She couldn't "read" my lips. So finally, she put her ear really close to my mouth. Well, i was still in the over-emphasizing mode and accidentally....

bit
her
ear.

That's right.

I bit her freaking ear.

She grabs it in total pain and doubled over. Not sure but i think i drew blood. I could tell she was hurting without hearing the cussing coming out of her mouth...yes i can read lips. She then looks at me like i was a total freak and walked off.

I never did get that dance.

Lesson learned.....when someone sticks their ear in your mouth. Don't bite down. Well, unless it's Saturday night, Tequila is involved and you know this person really well.