There was this one time when I was hiking in Big Sur with a few gay guy friends and we passed by a little straight family headed the other way.
It was hot and both my companions and I were wearing nothing more than shorts, white A-shirts, and hiking boots.
Moments after we passed the family, their little boy, maybe 5 years old, called out, "That one guy was a lady! I know 'cause I saw her boobies!"
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Really? That's not funny to you?
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